Sometimes I'm serious.

FUNNY ART

I wanted to be a great artist until I realized I'd rather get drunk and skip the art.

The only difference between a bum and an artist is the paycheck.

I hope more people strive to be great artists so there's less competition in everything that's productive.

You aren't a successful artist just by creating a few things.  You are a successful artist when you convince fools with real jobs to give you money for the bullshit you create.

Irony: UGLY artists

Artists are prone to behavior that would kill normal people, like trying to make a living as an artist.

Creating great art can result in a lifetime of financial failure, as it did for Van Gogh.  Or one can pick up a toilet seat like Marcel Duchamp and make a ton of cash.