Sometimes I'm serious.
Convention Convention
Yeah I’ve heard that yours is impressive
I didn’t realize that much could be made
You must be happy with that
No, I’m not seeing anyone right now
My portfolio is a little light right now
That’s how you make it
Your cars are so nice
Your house is so big
Must be nice to have a pool
Already have insurance thanks
That white picket fence is so lovely
Those kids are so good at everything
Can’t say I’ve had that before
I haven’t been there
I haven’t done that
All I have to do is keep at it
And all this can be mine
Someday I’m sure I’ll be successful
Someday I’ll get there too
Thanks for everything
Whispered under breath- “Thanks for nothing.”
STUPID CRIMINALS, STUPID LAW ENFORCEMENT
While in the middle of robbing a liquor store
Joe B. set his gun down at the register
While he went to get some Cheetos
The clerk picked up the gun
Called the police
Police officials arrested Beal
15 minutes later
Ten cops in Hicksville, South Carolina
Were reprimanded for placing bets on
Who could eat a sandwich
With the largest amount
Of Police pepper spray on it
IMMATURE FOLKS
Adults who still act like kids
Suburban parents who try to fit in
With their kid’s high school buddies
Forty something women who get trashed
At dance clubs and go for twenty something guys
Senior citizens who toilet paper houses
Older gentleman with younger sexual partners
Who clearly hate every moment they spend
With their young ladies friends
BRIEF CHUCKLES
High school prepares youths
To complete mindless tasks
For no obvious reason
For the rest of their lives
High school gives kids the chance
To practice doing what they want as adults
Which often appears to be
Getting drunk and laid
Looking to others for answers
About my own life wasn’t wise
But at least I can say
I learned a few billion things
That didn’t work
I don’t want to die
But living past the age of 130
Might lead to me wishing for death